Charmaine signed us up to ride the Tour of Borrego this year. Although we didn’t know it at the time, we wound up riding with a man famous for his legislative successes, a man called Murphy.
Our problems started a few days before the Tour when I ate the last of our Shot Blocks and sucked down the last of our Gus on a quick ride along the 56. Both Charmaine and I had great rides, despite only having a little over an hour to ride. As we were leaving the house for that ride on Wednesday, we told ourselves that we would order a bunch through Amazon Prime when we got back, hoping that they would arrive on Friday, in plenty of time for the Tour on Saturday. We were so excited after finishing such a good ride, that we completely forgot to order anything. No problem, we though, we’ll stop by somewhere on Friday and that will be that.
Friday came and went without a trip to a bike store, no trip to REI, no trip anywhere that sells Shot Blocks or Gus. It wasn’t that big of a deal, since we would still have our drinks and the Tour is well supported with food and drink stops about every 10 miles. But I did take the opportunity to tease Charmaine about not going out of her way on Friday to get some.
That night we had Massaman Curry, which was delicious, probably a little too delicious. I quickly found myself eating more than I should, which lead to not being able to fall asleep easily, and not being able to stay asleep.
Suddenly morning came. Actually, it wasn’t morning yet, but the alarm clock woke us up. No, it didn’t. Charmaine woke up on her own before the alarm clock went off. I’m betting she wasn’t sleeping all that well either. But there we were, awake, and I said, “We don’t have to do this. It’s not too late.”
But it was too late. Google Maps said it was a 2-hour drive from home to Borrego Springs, much of it on narrow, windy, mountain roads… and this morning it was extremely foggy. We decided to get up and try to get there anyway. We threw stuff into bags and carried things down to the car and started driving. The car had been in the shop just 2 days prior, getting things done like checking the brakes, etc. But instead of being ready for this trip, the car decided today was the day to burn out a headlight. That meant an even slower, more stressful drive through the mountains. We had originally planned on taking the big car, but we didn’t have the right tools to put the rack on the back, so we were stuck in the Subaru, which only has one bike rack on top.
Knowing we were starting late and that we would be driving slower than normal through the fog with only one headlight, I decided we didn’t have enough time to stop for our usual pre-ride breakfast at McDonald’s. Instead, we drove straight there. This proved to be another in a long series of mistakes.
We made much better time than Google Maps had estimated. After we arrive. we had a few minutes to stop at the general store and pick up a few things for breakfast. It was one of the worst breakfasts we have had in years, despite the suggestion from the girl in the store that the sandwich would be “so good”.
We drove to the start, parked the car, and began the process of getting ready for the ride. It was just before 8:00 and already over 70 degrees. We didn’t have sunblock. We didn’t have ibuprofen. We didn’t have any Gus, Shot Blocks, or other energy sources. Charmaine didn’t have sunglasses. We decided we would only be riding the 40 mile loop once, instead of the 80 miles (twice around the loop) like we originally planned.
The ride itself was pretty nice. The roads were rough, but they were mostly flat, which made for a nice warm-up section. As we rode through the first 5 miles, we somehow managed to wind up at the front of all the riders. This was not a good place for me, as I had no idea what the course looked like. We dropped back a little, but were still way up front compared to most the riders.
The 40 mile loop had an out-and-back section that was 6 miles each direction and included most of the climbing for the entire loop. We headed out and climbed one of only two hills on the course. The descent on the other side was steep and fast, but my bike started feeling wrong. I pulled to the side and stopped. My rear tire was flat. It wasn’t a blow-out; it seemed like a leak that had slowly been making my ride worse. My tire had a lot of wear on the side-walls, like I had been riding flat for quite a while. Why do I always manage to get a flat at the place on the course where I’m as far from the start/finish/cars as the course goes? I thank my riding companion Murphy for that.
Charmaine changed my tire as riders streamed past, each asking if we were OK, if we needed anything, etc. Cyclists are an extremely helpful bunch. We told them all to continue on. We were fine. But we were not fine. This is when we realized that we had no way to pressurize the new tube. Sure, we had CO2 cartridges, but both of our tire inflator attachments were broken and didn’t work. Of course, we wasted 2 CO2 cartridge figuring that out. As we were contemplating what to do next, we saw some parts fall out of my bike bag. We used the parts to reconstruct most of one of the inflator attachments and managed to fill my new tube. Unfortunately, the reconstructed inflator attachment wasn’t perfect. It was stuck and wouldn’t release from my tube. I eventually managed to yank it off, but it bent the valve opening in the process, making it impossible to screw down tight… meaning I was slowly losing air again.
We decided to cut our losses and try to go directly back to the cars. My rear tire was damaged and could blow-out at any point, plus I was slowly losing air. I knew I couldn’t finish the 40 mile loop. I wasn’t even confident I would make it back to the cars if we rode their directly, but if we didn’t make it all the way, at least we would be closer and Charmaine could ride back to the car alone and come pick me up. We must have lost Murphy somewhere on the way back, because nothing else bad happened. We both made it all the way to the car, packed it up, and went home. It was only 11:00 and already over 90 degrees.
Despite everything that did and did not happen, it was still a good experience. Coming over the pass and looking out over the Salton Sea as sunrise was painting the entire sky red and orange was really amazing. The drive out and back was long, but through some really beautiful country. If we sign up again next year, we’ll be better prepared.
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