Right after I wrote that last post about not being able to swim because the Gold’s Gym in Orem had drained their pool, I decided that was just another convenient excuse and that I should figure out how to swim anyway. So I looked up another location of the popular Gym and found one quite close to home.
Joe and Kyle used to work and go to the gym in American Fork prior to joining Bungee Labs. They still tell stories about how nice the AF gym is compared to the crappy Orem gym. From the outside, they are right. It is definitely newer than the Orem gym, but it must get a lot more traffic. The locker room was trashed when I got there. Toilet paper was stuck to the floor in several locations. It was quite disgusting.
The pool is roughly the same size as the pool in Orem. Three lanes wide, twenty-five yards long. The lanes in Orem are fairly skinny, compared to the nice lanes I grew up with at Cottonwood Heights. The lanes in American Fork seem even skinnier. I don’t think two guys with arms as long as mine could swim past each other in the same lane without having to modify their strokes.
The patio area around the pool in American Fork is much smaller than in Orem and it makes it feel very tight. I also realized that the size of the overall gym is larger, which means there are more people at the gym for the same size pool, hottub, steam room, and sauna. That means the pool areas are probably more crowded in general. It wasn’t crowded tonight, though. It was a ghost town. I guess there are usually better things to do on a Friday night.
The pool in American Fork is also setup a bit strangely. The slow lane is the lane furthest from the locker rooms, and has no entrances. It has no ladders and no staircases. How are the slow people (typically extremely large handicapped old people) supposed to get all the way to that lane? They don’t. And to make it worse, the fast lane is the lane closest to the locker rooms, and it has both a ladder and a wide staircase entrance. The ladder and staircase cause extremely strange wave patterns as you swim, making it a horrible place for a fast lane. Luckily, everyone seems to ignore the signs. The old fat people that can barely walk use the fast lane, and the swimmers use the slow lane. At least that’s what happened tonight. The only other people in the entire gym were these two old people that had 4 or 5 sets of floatation devices and were mostly just resting in the pool while I swam.
500 Free warm-up
5 x 100 Free @ 2:05 (coming in at 1:15)
200 Free warm-down
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1200 yards